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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome 

A person that is not able to reach their full potential because their step mom is constantly interfering with their life in a negative way.

This has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Jr personally, he was just a victim of circumstances, of having a step mom that only messes things up.
Real life- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is far better off on his new team now that he doesnt have to deal with his step mom Teresa Earnhardt.

In context- You cant be at the top of your game if you have Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Once you are relieved of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome, you will achieve great things.

Step parents should be outlawed and banned to help prevent Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.
Words you can keep

Dale Earnhardt 

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.
Dale Earnhardt by M. Helton December 10, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver
7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION
Dale Earnhardt by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

The blind Dale Earnhardt 

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

Dale Earnhardt 

the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.
All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.

Dale Earnhardt Jr

The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.

Dale earnhardt a ho 

to lift a girl up mid sex and throw her against a wall. more points than "supermaning" and double points for going down stairs/through large windows.
Maria was pissed when Jason decided to Dale Earnhardt a ho and his friend mark decided to open the door sending maria down a flight of stairs and out the front door.
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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