dainsleif aka daddy dains. hottest man in existence. he has the biggest dong you’ll ever see. he tops everybody no matter who tf they are. including kaeya, diluc, zhongli, childe, literally everybody that is an adult.
person: omg who’s that hot man person who is smart: oh that’s dainsleif aka daddy dains
A cursed man from Kheanri’ah that I want to #### and give the hardest #### until he ##### so ######## hard to the point where he can’t zoom through the portal like did for the traveler’s twin
Very hot person: Dude have you seen that guy Dainsleif he’s so hot
Also very hot person: fr I Hes so hot and fine goddamn
One insane person that’s in love not love, OBVIOUSLY ALL OVER FOR two men known and childe and dainsleif but I guess known for being on thin iceall the time (can’t blame them tho😕‼️)
Dainsleif is the narrator of teyvat, he is an upcoming playable character, he has a fine ass and basically look like dimitri from fire emblem, he want to destroy celestia cause you know he’s just built different. Anyway I love him I’m saving 13 wishes for him right now
Person 1:I’m such a stalker, I love lumine so much I could destroy a contient for her