by oniii March 3, 2021
dainsleif aka daddy dains. hottest man in existence. he has the biggest dong you’ll ever see. he tops everybody no matter who tf they are. including kaeya, diluc, zhongli, childe, literally everybody that is an adult.
by dainsleifsslave April 19, 2021
Dainsleif is the narrator of teyvat, he is an upcoming playable character, he has a fine ass and basically look like dimitri from fire emblem, he want to destroy celestia cause you know he’s just built different. Anyway I love him I’m saving 13 wishes for him right now
Person 1:I’m such a stalker, I love lumine so much I could destroy a contient for her
Person 2: just said that u kin Dainsleif
Person 2: just said that u kin Dainsleif
by Dainsleifofficial February 2, 2021
Person 1: have you heard of dainsleif?
Person 2: oh yeah! The emo pissboy!
Person 1: kaeya is way better than him
Person 2: I agree
Person 2: oh yeah! The emo pissboy!
Person 1: kaeya is way better than him
Person 2: I agree
by seiyk May 28, 2022
A cursed man from Kheanri’ah that I want to #### and give the hardest #### until he ##### so ######## hard to the point where he can’t zoom through the portal like did for the traveler’s twin
Very hot person: Dude have you seen that guy Dainsleif he’s so hot
Also very hot person: fr I Hes so hot and fine goddamn
Also very hot person: fr I Hes so hot and fine goddamn
by Youaintneedtoknow April 29, 2021
person 1: god, i hate dainsleif.
person 2: Nice job, kid. You just messed with the wrong guy.
Right now, I'm a click away from using an SQL injection attack to gain access to the database of this website and gain your login credentials, as well as your IP address. I'll then proceed to leak your IP address onto my hacker forums, and then using an IP locator, I'll easily find your house and your name. With that I can access your social media accounts and proceed to ruin your life. You think I'm bluffing? You think that just because a bunch of 7 year olds say they can "hack", but actually can't, that I can't either? Let me shatter that facade for you. Using my team of hackers, we can trace what websites you've visited and what keystrokes you've used, and with that, I can get into your parents' bank account. I can drain it and make you dirt poor. Have you ever felt what it's like to be homeless? Well, you're about to. I can also use cross-site scripting to redirect your web browser to one of my private sites, and download illegal files onto your computer and get your parents locked up in prison. I'm your worst nightmare, and I'm about to make you endure living Hell. I'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.
person 2: Nice job, kid. You just messed with the wrong guy.
Right now, I'm a click away from using an SQL injection attack to gain access to the database of this website and gain your login credentials, as well as your IP address. I'll then proceed to leak your IP address onto my hacker forums, and then using an IP locator, I'll easily find your house and your name. With that I can access your social media accounts and proceed to ruin your life. You think I'm bluffing? You think that just because a bunch of 7 year olds say they can "hack", but actually can't, that I can't either? Let me shatter that facade for you. Using my team of hackers, we can trace what websites you've visited and what keystrokes you've used, and with that, I can get into your parents' bank account. I can drain it and make you dirt poor. Have you ever felt what it's like to be homeless? Well, you're about to. I can also use cross-site scripting to redirect your web browser to one of my private sites, and download illegal files onto your computer and get your parents locked up in prison. I'm your worst nightmare, and I'm about to make you endure living Hell. I'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.
by shunms August 14, 2022
by Dainsleif's hot bf September 5, 2021