Dwarfs 

A miget in direct possetion of a battle axe and a beard.

That man is small with a beard and a battle, axe he must be one of those Dwarfs I heard about earlier in the defenition.

Dwarfs by SRG. Donut September 19, 2009

Dwarfs 

The most amazing species to ever exist. They are very strong and loyal. The Dwafs are often overlooked but they are the pinnacle of fantasy. Many people love the Elves but they do not deserve it. The dwarfs work tirelessly for countless hours while the Elves frolic about being idiots. The Dwarfs will never be as weak as the Elves. The Dwarfs are just naturally superior to them.

The Dwarfs are amazing!
The Dwarfs are better than Elves!

Dwarfs by Dwarfs April 25, 2023

The seven dwarfs Tottie 

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

The seven dwarfs Tottie by Midget magnet April 5, 2023

alabaster dwarfs 

A rare breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. They feed on goober blossoms, and they're everlastign enemies are the cannablistic trolls. They're often bothered by humorically driven earth dwellers who pass thorugh their forest in search of their leader, the peach lotion man.

The dwarfs diet consists of goober blossoms, but they also enjoy feasting on curdled caulliflower and other vegetarian meals. The ultimate luxury meal for the dwarfs would include rotten artichoke hearts drizzled with sauce from a maggot inveted tomato.

Alabaster dwarfs tend to mate approximately three hundred and sixty five times a year, but the children often die shortly after birth. Only one in sixty hundred and twenty eight dwarf children survive. their young feed on the scabs of their grandmothers wounds, which fall off everytime a new child is born. They live on scabs until their eyes grow in. This takes about one week. Then the children are kicked out of the clan to go and live on their own.

Alabaster dwarfs tend to travel in groups of four or five, and they live in oversized patches of rotten peaches. They also bathe in the peach juice, which male dwarfs find irrisistable. This is very helpful when the unattractive female dwarfs are desprete for a mate.

It is presumed that by 2010, all alabaster dwarfs will be over taken by the cannabilistic trolls. Alabaster breeding has been set in motion, to try and save their species, but it is obvious that they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).

"wow, did you jsut see those alabaster dwarfs eat that goober blossom?"

alabaster dwarfs by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008

seven dwarfs 

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

seven dwarfs by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

seven dwarfs mine train 

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

seven dwarfs mine train by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

Midget among dwarfs 

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

Midget among dwarfs by schraderpaul April 1, 2022