when playing
golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the
ball so
short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women
Mike
played alright except for the 3rd
hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.
No gimmes, Paul's on my
team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.