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dtjmmblb 

Online term Do these jeans make my butt look big

originally found on a billboard at a mall in georgia now an online txt cult saying
Hey dtjmmblb

no way those jeans look good
dtjmmblb by Zack Timms July 22, 2006
Related Words
DTMMB • DTMB • DTMBF • DTFMB • dtjmmblb • dtmbbm • DTMBD • dtmm • DTMMAS • dttmb
Down To Make Bad Decisions. Many times, this refers to the state of mind that college girls are in after they begin to feel slightly (read: heavily) intoxicated.

Similar to DTF (down to fuck), but intercourse is not necessarily involved.
Guy 1: Dude, are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah man, there will be so many girls who are DTMBD. It's going to be awesome.
Guy 1: That's the spirit.
DTMBD by jmath19 December 23, 2011
Short for "Don't tase me bro!" as made famous by Andrew Meyer, a student of University of Florida, during an on-campus John Kerry speech on 9/17/2007. The acronym was popularized on YTMND.
Totalitarian Police: I don't like the way you're exercising free speech. You're comin' with us!

American Citizen: DTMB!

Zapp!
DTMB by |< |3 October 7, 2007
A dummy, but worse.

The correct way dummy should be spelled.
"dude you're such a dummby"
dummby by JuliaMarie August 18, 2007
DTMMAS- down to make me a sandwich is a way to see if you have a good girlfriend/bitch
hey honey i know you're DTMMAS right now
yo bitch you better be DTF or DTMMAS or you better get the fuck out
DTMMAS by landocommando13 May 8, 2011
Do the math muhfukka
"yo she is obviously lookin to hook up na'mean" -sideshow
"yah clearly.. dtmm" -baller kid
dtmm by skr0oface September 13, 2008
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