DTMMB 

Don't tell me my business!

Katie: " Andrew you can't go out in just a black thong. "
Andrew: " DTMMB (don't tell me my business), you pathetic dickhead".

DTMMB by PDHKKells October 22, 2016

dtjmmblb 

Online term Do these jeans make my butt look big

originally found on a billboard at a mall in georgia now an online txt cult saying

Hey dtjmmblb

no way those jeans look good

dtjmmblb by Zack Timms July 22, 2006

DTMBD 

Down To Make Bad Decisions. Many times, this refers to the state of mind that college girls are in after they begin to feel slightly (read: heavily) intoxicated.

Similar to DTF (down to fuck), but intercourse is not necessarily involved.

Guy 1: Dude, are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah man, there will be so many girls who are DTMBD. It's going to be awesome.
Guy 1: That's the spirit.

DTMBD by jmath19 December 23, 2011

DTMB 

Short for "Don't tase me bro!" as made famous by Andrew Meyer, a student of University of Florida, during an on-campus John Kerry speech on 9/17/2007. The acronym was popularized on YTMND.

Totalitarian Police: I don't like the way you're exercising free speech. You're comin' with us!

American Citizen: DTMB!

Zapp!

DTMB by |< |3 October 7, 2007

dummby 

A dummy, but worse.

The correct way dummy should be spelled.

"dude you're such a dummby"

dummby by JuliaMarie August 18, 2007

DTMMAS 

DTMMAS- down to make me a sandwich is a way to see if you have a good girlfriend/bitch

hey honey i know you're DTMMAS right now
yo bitch you better be DTF or DTMMAS or you better get the fuck out

DTMMAS by landocommando13 May 8, 2011

dtmm 

Do the math muhfukka

"yo she is obviously lookin to hook up na'mean" -sideshow
"yah clearly.. dtmm" -baller kid

dtmm by skr0oface September 13, 2008