DTMBF 

Down To Make Blanket Forts

Hey, are you DTMBF?

DTMBF by jay_1991 October 4, 2012

DTMBF 

short for "Down To Make Blanket Forts". Like "DTF" (Down To Fuck) minus the sex.

Also a slick way for a guy to get a girl into a bed without saying "DTF' or "lts get in a bed".

Girl: I really miss childhood sometimes. Dont you just wanna be young again sometimes?
Guy: hmmm... DTMBF?
Girl: This is why I love you.

DTMBF by brylon713 June 21, 2012

dtmbf 

Down To Make Blanket Forts

Person 1: Are you dtmbf?

Peson 2: I'll bring the blankets.

dtmbf by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy July 31, 2012

Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .

What a dumbfuckian .

Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

DTMFA

Stands for 'Dump The Motherfucker Already'. From Dan Savage's 'Savage Love' column. It's advice given to someone complaining about a significant other's repellent behaviour. Often given, seldom taken. Concise, if not tactful, it's often a shock to the complainant, who might not be able to look at the situation objectivelly and see how bad it's gotten.
Should be used either when a person keeps repeating the same complaints over and over again and seems unhappy in the relationship and unwilling to do anything about it, or when anyone can see at a glance that it's a toxic, if not abusive, relationship.

(a)
Lindsey: "Aargh, I'm so frustrated with Jon, he never calls when he says he will and keeps telling me about what other girls are hot! What should I do???"
Rachel: "Well, considering you've been doing nothing but tell me about how much you hate Jon for the past three months, you should either tell him this, or DTMFA. We're all sick of hearing it!"

(b)
Alex: "Yeah, I'd love to come hang out with you guys, but Jamie will totally lose it if I talk to another girl. Last time I went somewhere without her she locked me out of the house and wouldn't talk to me for two days."
Leighanne: What the hell? She sounds like a total psycho. You should DTMFA before she boils your bunny or something.

DTMFA by Stalkertime December 22, 2008

Dumbfounded 

Someone who is so utterly confused about every little thing said to them.

Joe: “have you seen my homework papers?”
Karen: “we have homework?”
Joe: “Yeah, where are my papers?”
Karen: “WE HAD PAPERS?!”
Joe: “Jesus lord..Why are you so dumbfounded all the time..”

Dumbfounded by Carlss..anthem December 31, 2019

Dumbfuckstupid 

An adjective to describe a dumbfuck(ing) stupid person; an individual whose mental retardation is beyond any literary recognition.

Person 1: "Dude, is it really true that Obama was born in Kenya?"

Person 2: "Are you dumbfuckstupid?"

Dumbfuckstupid by Kansiov April 1, 2011