DNRLP

A medical contract signed by a person prior to suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's that serves similiar to a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) contract but instead is a DNRLP (Do Not Refuse Lap Dances). This helps elderly persons to enjoy the fruitful oscillations and dances of a much younger attractive performer with no legal proceedings to follow.

Did you hear about that Ohio caretaker that got into legal trouble for doing a lap dance for the 100 year old dementia patient? Dude, if Papa Tom would have signed his DNRLP this wouldn't be news!

DNRLP by Far East Texas Tamale February 23, 2017