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Driving In Traffic Without Adequate Driving Skill
That Ditwad just about hit me!
DITWAD by Damage Appraiser May 26, 2010
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1. someone of no intelligence whatsoever
2. someone without skillage
3. someone who has no major role in society
1. You don't know what the equilibriam of a two sided square witha length of x times the square root of pi to the eighth degree of radical 7 is? DIMWAD!

2. You are a dimwad.

3. That hobo on the street is such a dimwad.
dimwad by k-wang August 4, 2007
bipolar,ghetto,but nice,caring,strange,buff,sexy beast with amazing man boobs.
Man, Ditwan is lookinggg fiiineee.
Ditwan by Helena Ylagan May 1, 2011
The coin-collector gave the dipwad $5 for a $100 coin.

What a dipwad!
dipwad by Chad Deese October 16, 2003
1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk
That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.
dilwad by J-meister May 14, 2004
Somebody who is stupid or annoying. Most likely came from the usage of "dip" a tobacco product that's usage involves dipping ones lip into a pile of it. The meaning of dipwad is literally a wad of dip, created by ones saliva, which is quite an unpleasant thing.
Bob stop being such a dipwad
dipwad by Coolmannards December 19, 2015
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