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This is the removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS and COWPERS GLANDS PUMP of a male which is called BABY BACK BRIS.

If you undergo a severe TRAUMAUCKING you get a DISASS operation as that's the BREAKS.

It's BRUTAL reminder that We AARON POWATSON PEVKHAM SAID, you can't come to any party EXCEPT PAR TY(UPSIDE DOWN Y)

It's some cool signs in the city that , we are happy to tell you we have JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILES and if you are a member of any PEDOPHILE SUBSET it works wonders.
Wait a second , a BRIS is a circumcision for CLEAN FUCKING and DIRTY FUCKING but that is PEDOPHILIA PARADISE for which being a DISASSTER TOURIST this is exactly what is in store. Why is this that FUCKER it burns the little boys SHIT chances which gives the feeling males of a DISASS dicking licking. Did you know that lots of DISASS tourists

Excuse me while I get ready for a DISASS operation as after I am banned for the rest of my life of getting FUCKED IN THE ASSH0LE and since the bridge collapsed I acquired DICK ABSCENTIA due to FIRE IN front of AMBULANCE just across from CHILI'S in SAN BRUNO , have to admit the TON LO BODY song was not at all accurate about ANAL ALAN WASTE:ANAL ALAN TESLA ..and TESLA is a TEAZ A as finally I am wrong.

Hey DISASS you got know BALLS as that is one requirement for the party BRING YOUR OWN BALLS .

We are happy to tell you we got everything under control in SAN FRANCISCO as the bridge is up and the DISASS cannot get here BUTT only have a MOUNTING VIEW as in perspective.
DISASS by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 11, 2021

King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.
John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.
Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Disaster Of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is a Disaster of bollywood
A natural disaster occurs whenever Canadian Akshay Kumar releases his shitty films
Many producers, distributors committed suicide all because of akshay kumar's 80 flops. A perfect disaster of bollywood!

Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.
I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?
Disaster lesbian by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019