dick man

when you feel like your a dick

Me: im a dick man

Friend: what

Me: its when you feel like a dick

Friend: oh... ok

dick man by Minecraft gamer 123 May 23, 2020

a DICK-MAN 

a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.

Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?

Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while

Ashtin: Why does he do this?

Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again

Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa

Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!

Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man

a DICK-MAN by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 24, 2012

short dick man 

chris

chris has a small penis he is a short dick man

short dick man by kenny webster December 17, 2008

Short dick man 

A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.

Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!

Short dick man by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020

Small Dick Man 

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

Small Dick Man by Kel October 20, 2004

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

Dick whore man 

A person with a dick that is a whore but is also a man

God Dylan is such a dick whore man— he won’t dick whore me!

Dick whore man by Will I am 2021 August 22, 2021