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Abbreviation of “Don’t Get the Wrong Idea”
Yeah my kid falls off it one time and she’ll never use it again!! I just don’t understand kids these days. When was her age I never gave any mind to me getting hurt. Really I could care less and my father almost encouraged it sometimes (DGTWI he was a great dad and I’m proud to have had him) - Nicholas W Huston
DGTWI by KingNoth June 18, 2026
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tl;dwtwi 

Too long, didn't want to write it
I know my Reddit joke was shorter than the classic version but it was tl;dwtwi
tl;dwtwi by Rodd McTodd June 13, 2016
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the detwiler 

after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.
dude, this hot chick totally pulled the detwiler on me last night.
the detwiler by still not funny February 2, 2010
damn that's so datwids.

AYE DATWIDS YO
datwids by JesusKnowsYouTheBest April 17, 2021

Dylan Detwiler 

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.
Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

Detwiler 

Huge penis great at sex super funny
Detwiler gives the best sex
Detwiler by Eyebolt October 8, 2019
Ditwit - often confused with nitwit
Mom: "Your teacher is a ditiwt for assigning so much homework
Me: I think you mean *nitwit
ditwit by ggiig March 2, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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