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Abbreviation of “Don’t Get the Wrong Idea
Yeah my kid falls off it one time and she’ll never use it again!! I just don’t understand kids these days. When was her age I never gave any mind to me getting hurt. Really I could care less and my father almost encouraged it sometimes (DGTWI he was a great dad and I’m proud to have had him) - Nicholas W Huston
DGTWI by KingNoth June 18, 2026
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tl;dwtwi 

Too long, didn't want to write it
I know my Reddit joke was shorter than the classic version but it was tl;dwtwi
tl;dwtwi by Rodd McTodd June 13, 2016
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the detwiler 

after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.
dude, this hot chick totally pulled the detwiler on me last night.
the detwiler by still not funny February 2, 2010
damn that's so datwids.

AYE DATWIDS YO
datwids by JesusKnowsYouTheBest April 17, 2021

Dylan Detwiler 

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.
Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

Detwiler 

Huge penis great at sex super funny
Detwiler gives the best sex
Detwiler by Eyebolt October 8, 2019
Ditwit - often confused with nitwit
Mom: "Your teacher is a ditiwt for assigning so much homework
Me: I think you mean *nitwit
ditwit by ggiig March 2, 2015
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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