del monte
Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.
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del monte
1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.
2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.
3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.
3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.
2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.
3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.
2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.
3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.
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Del Monte Block Crip goes way back they been around for a while now they are a African American gang and one of the only crip gangs in Anaheim they made of 2 parts 3400 which has more of the young members and 3100 which is more older members del monte 3400 block has a click know as west side anaheim ruthless criminals del monte beefs with folks,abp,esbp,una and many more and there click ruthless criminals beefs with Norwalk folks una and Fullerton toker town and more. Del monte block ÅRC is running the west of Anaheim as we see it del monte block 3400 and ruthless criminals are really on top and making there opposition look real bad
DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIP by WESTSIDE! January 1, 2023
the man from del monte
the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".
He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling
He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling
the man from del monte by Barry June 11, 2006
Delmonte
The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.
Delmonte
A place of great escape with ocean views, beautiful sun tan, beautiful women, and all the drugs you can imagine
Delmonte by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021
delmonte
A fat,hairy,ugly ass cuban ref with the I.Q. of a barnyard animal,succeptible to ANYTHING,and will always hesitate to shower and brush his teeth.
delmonte by Thuu Homie October 11, 2008
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