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by atticus bones September 10, 2022
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Definitions From 2005

Definitions from 2005 are what make up the majority of top rated definitions on Urban Dictionary

All or most of them were written in or around 2005 or earlier. Because of this, they are generally outdated, reflect the views people had in 2005, and are known to not be reliable. People should keep writing and redefining definitions to keep them up to date.
Hey, I looked up a word on Urban Dictionary, here are the results!

These are all Definitions From 2005, it needs to be updated.
by Funnel-Vortex May 12, 2014
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Definitions for names

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
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Definitions most likely to be added

In Urban Dictionary you rarely come across a definition for a word without a cuss word. Personally I believe after the first couple no cuss word definitions the people that work adding definitions say 'fuck this imma add this one it has a cuss word'.
Adder1: Look at this definition

*Adder2 looks*

Adder2: Oh ya look at this, 'Definitions most likely to be added' it uses 'fuck' once

Adder1: Holy hell that's epic lets do it!
by Prof.Elm November 26, 2011
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definitions by nick carter

Loosly based detective like conglomerations of hypothetical conversations ideas etc.
Oh so that coral snake can live on land and water. It came from the reef right
I think your hormoanes are just fine...but your whoremoans are out of control...this is just another one of your detective style definitions by nick carter
by No kneez November 25, 2017
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