*Damn girl,* are you from Tennessee? Well you’
re the only ten year old I see!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from
heaven? Because you look like your
face broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone
number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!
