*Damn girl,* are you from Tennessee? Well you’
re the only ten year old I see!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from heaven? Because you look like your face
broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen
mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m
new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’
d put
D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it
hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!
