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A federally financed agency comprised of former drug addicts, hypocrites, snitches, rats, spies, hackers, closeteers and etc..
The D.E.A. planted a GPS tracking device underneath my car. Ever since 9/11 and the initiation of the patriot act the feds can basically do whatever the fuck they want. Don't underestimate the power of your federal government. You are all being watched without even knowing it.
D.E.A. by D.E.A. defector August 31, 2010
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Drug Enforcement Administration. A Terrorist entity actively engaged against the public interests.
Rumor has it the D.E.A. was one of lord voldermorts nicknames.
D.E.A. by ricksanchezc137 August 9, 2020
leave me tf alone ole D.E.A.N ass nigga.
D.E.A.N by Jmo Adams March 29, 2019
drop everything and run (used as a subliminal message by excessive stalkers)
D.E.A.R Sami (Drop everything and run, Sami)
Blah blah blah

~the stalker
D.E.A.R by agressive_hobbit172 October 22, 2014

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come
Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I.d.e.a means “I don’t eat anymore.” A secret term used by anorexics or bulimics
Maggie: hey girlie!
Sarah: hi?
Maggie: wanna go get Taco Bell at the weekend?
Sarah: ah no sorry
M: oh why
S: I.d.e.a
M: what?
S: nvm
M:I’ll google it
M: nothing came up
S: good
I.d.e.a by BobbyJimDoorpo December 17, 2018

m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r 

A very gay tiktok/roblox player only plays roblox and valorante if bored
"Oh that kid m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r never playa anything else."
m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r by m.a.s.o April 25, 2022
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