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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."
When your football team loses to Burnley to a tight scoreline despite dominating the entire game. In order to be Burnley'd you must have been shithoused excessively.

For example;
Burnley: 3 shots, 2 on target, 2 goals

Your team: 22 shots, 15 on target, 1 goal
Fuck me we dominated that game, guess you could say we got well and truly Burnley'd
Burnley'd by Fronde November 6, 2018

burnt his c*ck/d*ck 

"I let him give me oral sex so I burnt his c*ck/d*ck"
burnt his c*ck/d*ck by KingCain October 8, 2019

burnham’d 

a tik tok trend where a picture is turned into one of Bo Burnham’s albums (Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, What., Make Happy, Inside). It is a variation of the “Weezered” trend, started by user @boburnhxm.
friend one: i can’t believe i got burnham’d, my profile picture doesn’t look like any of the albums!
An Electronic, Hip-Hop, Rap Producer from Tacoma Washington. He has often featured vocalist on his songs including Valerie Warren and close friend Reptar.
Did you hear the new DBurnZ shit? It bumps
DBurnZ by ForIAMNev4erNO444 July 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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