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The process of elevating incompetent personal to positions they have no business working to make whiny liberals feel good about themselves.
VP Harris is a D.E.I. hire for her vagina and blackness and not for the content of her character or ability to perform the job.
D.E.I. by beerdrinker247 July 17, 2024

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come
Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

D.E.C.I.B 

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.
Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"
D.E.C.I.B by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. 

Bitch
U
Do
What
Ever
I
Say
Every
Rip
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. was used to defeat Eminem in a freestyle battle. It's also pretty funny.
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. by soulbrotha06 October 7, 2009

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. 

Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly
Also known as: Because you can't get laid on your own regularly
B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. by dick stone December 4, 2003

D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C 

D-Determination U-Unity N-Nutrition K-Knowledge A-Athleticism D-Defense E-Energy L-Leadership I-Intimidation C-Champion
The D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C is the blueprint to becoming a champion.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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