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d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math
Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021
d area
Internet dialect. It means "a dare" it is commonly used if there is no way to (or you dont know how to) privately message someone and they just asked you why you are doing something humiliating. If you unscramble the letters, it actually spells a dare.
internetdude1"dude2, why are you doing <insert humiliating act here>?"
internetdude2"d area" (or area d)
(note: chances are that people who you dont want to know will know what d area means. and then promptly yell it out for anyone who does not.)
internetdude2"d area" (or area d)
(note: chances are that people who you dont want to know will know what d area means. and then promptly yell it out for anyone who does not.)
d area by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra October 30, 2006
Aria‘d
You aria someone if you make a plan and cancel the plan later on and gaslighting the participants that they are fault although you canceled the plan for no reason.
Aria: „Let‘s play the PS5 today, i will tell you later!“
Person B: „Ok.“
Later on:
Aria: „You did not come to me, i don’t wanna play anymore!“
Person B: „Damn she Aria‘d me.“
Person B: „Ok.“
Later on:
Aria: „You did not come to me, i don’t wanna play anymore!“
Person B: „Damn she Aria‘d me.“
Aria‘d by JonestheGuy April 12, 2023
D.C. Metro Ghetto Area
D.C. Metro Ghetto Area - (noun) - Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Area - The District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA.
Washington, D.C. is one of the largest and most violent urban regions in the United States. In the 1990's, D.C was the murder capital of the U.S. In present day America, the Washington Metropolitan Area is home to some of the largest and most notorious gang population including the Bloods, Crips, MS-13, Latin Kings, Vatos Locos and Gangster Disciples to name a few. Violent crime is a daily occurence in D.C. and its immediately surrounding areas of Maryland and Virginia. The area is a cess-pool of illegal immigrants and a melting pot of cultures. Crime and events that once topped the nightly news have become second-page information in the Washington Post and regional nightly newscasts in the D.C. Metro Ghetto Area. Drugs and weapons flow on the streets like the blood they draw. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is the home of the most powerful politics on the planet. Daily commuter traffic tops the charts of the worst place to drive during rush hour, and environmental polution is a rapidly increasing danger. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is home to a multitude of prime terrorist targets, including the White House, multiple international airports, the Metro system and home base of countless federal government offices. The area is a prime example of the failure of gun control and a drug laws, and the poster child for the need of expanded public safety services, better education and hardened government.
Washington, D.C. is one of the largest and most violent urban regions in the United States. In the 1990's, D.C was the murder capital of the U.S. In present day America, the Washington Metropolitan Area is home to some of the largest and most notorious gang population including the Bloods, Crips, MS-13, Latin Kings, Vatos Locos and Gangster Disciples to name a few. Violent crime is a daily occurence in D.C. and its immediately surrounding areas of Maryland and Virginia. The area is a cess-pool of illegal immigrants and a melting pot of cultures. Crime and events that once topped the nightly news have become second-page information in the Washington Post and regional nightly newscasts in the D.C. Metro Ghetto Area. Drugs and weapons flow on the streets like the blood they draw. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is the home of the most powerful politics on the planet. Daily commuter traffic tops the charts of the worst place to drive during rush hour, and environmental polution is a rapidly increasing danger. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is home to a multitude of prime terrorist targets, including the White House, multiple international airports, the Metro system and home base of countless federal government offices. The area is a prime example of the failure of gun control and a drug laws, and the poster child for the need of expanded public safety services, better education and hardened government.
People who proclaim to be from D.C. must reside within the confines of the District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA. The D.C. Metro Ghetto area is rapidly expanding by population to include Frederick County, MD, Anne Arundel County, MD, Charles County, MD and Prince William County, VA.
D.C. Metro Ghetto Area by Lev Doe May 17, 2007
Dariea
A beautiful girl who enjoys making her friends laugh , she also enjoys joking around with her family and she’s a awesome person to hang around with , usually they are darkskined woman! and they get their friends back , and would ride for them any day ! and they fucking love to cuss.
Dariea by b1tchyimad1tchyyou November 23, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
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