D'maurie

Funny short 5/4 he is black doesn’t try get bitches can’t focus on school gets distracted easy

D'maurie is short funny black kid

by Ffgfss November 19, 2023

D’Maurier

Destined for greatness. Funniest guy in the world dead or alive. Guaranteed to be his mama favorite child. If you ever met him personally, you should thank God immediately because he’s an angel.

I shook D’Maurier’s hand and my credit score immediately went up 85 points. He’s such a blessing!

by DMaurier November 23, 2021

Mariekondo'd

Getting robbed of everything you have.

He came home after work only to find that he'd been mariekondo'd by burglers some time during the day.

by sadfjlkdasdfsdadsafrankomaneuv November 9, 2020

Grandma Marie’d it

To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.

Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.

by Syd67 June 7, 2018

mariekondo'd

to be robbed of everything

He came home from work only to find he'd been mariekondo'd by a burglar.

by sadfjlkdasdfsdadsafrankomaneuv November 9, 2020

marielis d

a big balloga whale, the types that you see in the sea.

person: bro did u see marielis d
person: yeah look at that big balloga whale it's so big!

by piggygoesoink July 25, 2021

Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022