D'lumpkin

Getting "Blumpkin" and having small people (midgets or dwarves) fondling your testicles.

"Dude she was so freaky her and her midget friend gave me D'lumpkin"

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Dlumpkin

While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.

Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.

by DLUMPKINMASTA May 8, 2009