D'lumpkin
D'lumpkin by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024
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Dlumpkin
While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.
Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.
Dlumpkin by DLUMPKINMASTA May 8, 2009
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
Haram ball
A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026