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Dlumpkin 

While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.
Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.
Dlumpkin by DLUMPKINMASTA May 8, 2009
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turtle dumpkin 

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.
"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Double Dumpkin 

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!
Double Dumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Dumpkin Donut 

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.
Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.
Dumpkin Donut by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

divvy dumpkin 

Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.
Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...
divvy dumpkin by Nobscratch June 16, 2010
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to dump in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
we totally got emma to let us make a dumpkin, she kept it on forever
dumpkin by Spackler* May 19, 2010
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