Dlumpkin

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While a dude is taking a dip(a chew) preferably of longhorn, and taking a shit (a dipshit), a girl gives the guy head. This is the best of every world. Every real man knows you cannon take a shit without a dip in and you can never get head without one in either. This is a fact, check the man laws.

Doug: I'm going to take a dipshit.
Christie: Can i come give you a blumpkin?
Doug: No you stupid bitch its a dlumpkin.

Dlumpkin by DLUMPKINMASTA May 8, 2009

Words you can keep

turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

Related Words

Dlumpkin • dumpkin • drumpkin • Dumpkin Donut • dwumpkin • blumpkin dumpkin • Cum Dumpkin • divvy dumpkin • Double Dumpkin • flumpety dumpkin

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

Double Dumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

Dumpkin Donut by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

divvy dumpkin

Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.

Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...

divvy dumpkin by Nobscratch June 16, 2010

dumpkin

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to dump in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got emma to let us make a dumpkin, she kept it on forever

dumpkin by Spackler* May 19, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on January 18, 2024

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026