Cyuza

The typical Cyuza is very kind and is nice. A Cyuza loves video games but their favourite one is minecraft. They no life hypixel bedwars. When it comes the girlfriends they are huge SIMPS they will give there girlfreind anything, and one playing with the girlfreind ignores everyone except her. Even though a Cyuza is 400star they still like to have. A Cyuza will attack you if call his girlfreind bad.

:Stranger: Hey Cyuza ur girlfriend sucks :Cyuza: pulls out knife

Cyuza by Urbandïctionary January 2, 2022

Evolved Cyuza 

The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.

Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:

1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.

2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you

3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza

Stranger: calls Evolved Cyuza marshy
Evolved Cyuza Gf: dms stranger u have 1 day to live

Evolved Cyuza by TheReälUrbanDictionary March 21, 2022

cuzao 

big ass or asshole in Brazilian poutuguese.

"Voce e um cuzao ". You are an asshole.

cuzao by Fernando Arruda September 28, 2006

cruzan 

it is a person who is from the island of St.Croix the word can also be spelled Crucian

I am a Cruzan

I was born in st.croix which make me a cruzan

Cruzan Massive

cruzan by T.K(prodigy) March 3, 2008

Cuzarr 

A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.

Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.

This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.

The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.

DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....

I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....

Cuzarr by hairy nostril May 15, 2011

Cruzar 

A person who is bald, but also a faggot

That fucking Cruzar over the will make you want to kill you self

Cruzar by Edis2011 October 4, 2016

cuza 

MP term used to refer to close ones.
also see sakia, bro, cuzamanuza, thrillaiminilla. etc. etc ;/

yes yes cuza what you sayin bra? propaaaa?

cuza by uckFay_ouYay August 30, 2006