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Cybthia is ....

At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.

Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don’t think, it might sprain your brain.

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

He’s listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?

He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.

He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.

He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

How much refund do you expect on your head now it’s empty?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Hi, I’m a human being. What are you?

I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?

I don’t want you to turn the other cheek, it’s just as ugly.

I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid but it really works

Do you practise being this ugly?

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u have no hair
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Alfredo: I hate Cybthia
Cynthia: me too
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Cynthia is so beautiful. You will never meet anyone like her. She is so strong and brave. She never lets anyone tell her what she can and can't do. She is never gonna be fake or turn on you. Cynthia will always be there for you no matter what. Cynthia is basically perfect in every way. She's so smart, caring, strong, and pretty much the greatest person ever.
Cynthia is the most beautiful, amazing, and greatest person ever!! ❤️❤️
Cynthia by Fatso November 23, 2019
Cynthia is a stubborn, hardheaded, funny, bad ass, adorable and very attractive person. she can often be confusing. it can be really hard to read her at times. you can't help but fall in love. you could stare at that smile all day. she is the funniest person i know. she is ready for any adventure. she loves to take risks. and don't even try to tame her, because she is wild and a free spirited bad ass. i just wish she liked girls.
Cynthia: wanna go under the bleachers?
my head: that's a bad idea.
every other part of me: hell yeah!
Cynthia by fierce_kitty_16 September 30, 2020
Cynthia is a true symbol of beauty. To see her smile can change your day from horrible to amazing. To hear her speak will make your heart melt. To be with her is an indescribable feeling that I can't put into words. ^_^ She is kind, funny, beautiful, and smart. You could stare into her eyes forever, and once with her you won't want to be with anyone else. Ever since I met her, I have not stopped smiling. :) She will get into your head x)
Adrian: Dude, I just lost my job today!
Alex: Damn bro that sucks, sorry.
Adrian: It's all good though, I'm gonna hang out with Cynthia today!!!
Cynthia by AdRiAn February 12, 2013
A beautiful woman with awesome hair! She has a big, shiny smile. She is also very funny, and laughs alot. She is a great friend to be around. She is a very smart girl and is especially good at math. She can make your day! She is pretty and she is helpful.
Person #1: That girl is so smart and she is pretty and helpful.
Person #2: She is a definite Cynthia!
Cynthia by Gracie Darunday May 23, 2018

cynthia diaz 

The most amazing girl that you will have the chance to meet. She’s one of those girls that you will get to know and then instsntly fall in love with, even though that can easily happen just from looking at her. But through getting to know her you will fall in a deep love, like a spell is controlling you. You will learn that she is a deep, compassionate, and intelligent young woman who can do whatever she wants or needs to, even if difficult times. Emotionally and physically, Cynthia Diaz is unparalleled. Whether it’s her stunning golden eyes, her loucious lips, the cute beauty mark on her left cheek, her humongous heart filled with endless love, or her intellect and determination , Cynthia Diaz is a special girl, and deserves no less than perfection. Once you fall in love with Cynthia Diaz, she becomes your home, and you never want to leave. To know Cynthia, you are fortunate. To be friends with Cynthia you are blessed. To be in love with Cynthia, you are the luckiest guy in the world.
I can’t imagine my life without Cynthia Diaz.
cynthia diaz by thejukebox January 26, 2018

cynthia_granger 

A QUEEN the best Romione shipper out there !!!!
have you heard of Romione
OF COURSE I follow Cynthia_granger on tiktok
cynthia_granger by Udhej July 6, 2021
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