noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most
common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at
multitasking both typing and
masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (
cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.
Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you
cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is
set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by
reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a
computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "
O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a
plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go
lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And
don't take your laptop.
