Cyber crip

A cyber crip otherwise known as an internet thug is a person that talks big over social media and cannot back up his or her words in person

"I don't have time for all these cyber crips"

Cyber crip by Angrycamper15 December 6, 2016

Cybercrap 

Word to describe the disaster of a game: Cyberpunk 2077

Some other words you could use are: cyberjunk, cyberass, cybertrash, cyberbug etc.

Friend: RDR2 is so realistic!
Me: Compared to cybercrap it is.

Cybercrap by @1dbtheplug December 20, 2020

Cybercriminal 

A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.

The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.

It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.

It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.

judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.

prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.

symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.

Cybercriminal by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008

cybergripe 

to gripe about a company, its products or services, in a blog or web site. The right to gripe is protected by the First Amendment in the US and by equivalent laws in other countries.

"The bloggers' concerted cybergripes brought the company down. Serves it right too!"

cybergripe by Erik Ringmar November 10, 2008

Cybercrisis 

The emotional upset, followed by hours of texts, emails & status changes that occur after you accidentally hit the wrong button on Facebook. A.K.A. CyberDrama

OMG ~ I totally created this huge cybercrisis by liking his relationship status change! I'm tired of all this Cyberdrama He's such a "cyberdrama [queen[!"

Cybercrisis by Galiana August 10, 2009

cybercrime 

Cybercrime is criminal action of commission or omission with intent to harm targeting humans or machines using any telecommunication device via internet online or .

cybercrime is hacking, identity theft, bullying, system damage, denial of service, cyber terrorism,

cybercrime by s j tubrazy September 16, 2014

cybergripe 

to gripe about a company, its products or services, in a blog or web site. The right to cybergripe is protected by the First Amendment in the US and by equivalent laws in other countries.

"The bloggers' concerted cybergripes brought the company down. Serves it right too!"

cybergripe by Erik Ringmar November 27, 2006