Cyber Dump 

When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.

*on aim*

"dude, wanna come over?"

"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"

"oh..."

"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"

Cyber Dump by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Cyber dump 

1. To dump a person;end a relationship over the internet, cyber breakup.

2. When one person ends a "cyber" relationship.

James: What happen with your gf man?
John: The bitch cyber dump me via email.

Tom had to cyber dump her online lover when things started to get creepy.

Cyber dump by Whatupbichez September 19, 2009

Cyber Dumped

The act of being rejected or removed as a "friend" from someone's myspace page.

Jason: Hey, I posted a comment on a hot chicks myspace page asking how she was doing. Next thing i know, she removes me from her myspace page.

Herb: Dude, you just got cyber dumped!

Cyber Dumped by JayHerb April 4, 2008

cyberdump 

Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.

Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?

cyberdump by azenka June 14, 2003

cyberhump 

To screw in cyberspace. Probably via text messages as it is clearly not as sophisticated as cybersex. Used in transit from the bar to the subway or from the subway to the home.

<text> You left too early tonight...wanna cyberhump?

cyberhump by Marty K March 26, 2007

cyberdump 

losing money during an online poker session. typically the dump occurs in less than 30 seconds resulting in a substantial loss of funds.

"i lost 700 dollars in a cyberdump last night when I was drunk. It sucked"

cyberdump by A wilgus February 17, 2008