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An exclamation of sorts to tell people that you’re a huge attention seeker and lacked a good kick to the jaw once in a while as a kid. Can also be substituted with the softer version “cwem.”
*silence*
Tom: CWEMA!
Bill: Wow, Tom. That was as unnecessary as another season of Grey’s Anatomy
Tom: …cwem!
Cwema by HitlerKilledMyParents January 16, 2025
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Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003
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cremains 

(n) the remains of someone who has been cremated
"I've just been to the crematorium to pick up my uncle's cremains."
cremains by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

cremachik 

is when you pore whip cream on any part of a females body and lick it off
1.I would like to cremachik her.
2.I ran out of whip cream. To bad I cant cremachik today.
cremachik by pct013 January 2, 2009
the swingest coolest cat that ever stomped this sweet swingin sphere
Matthew James Cueman

between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

Me la jalo sin crema 

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"
Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.