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Early Cuyler 

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early Cuyler by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
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Cuyler can be a boys name or a girls name. Cuyler is nice, funny, good looking, smart, loved to just be themselves, and likes to goof off.
Cuyler was so funny today!
Cuyler by PinkPeach March 30, 2009
Pimp motherfucking C. Known to be a mack straight out of the trap. Usually asked to massage female genitalia. Opens door for people, well mannered, a true gentlemen, who can flip real quick to get crunk on a bitch.
Does anyone know of a Cuyler near by? My chesticals hurt.
Cuyler by MistaD3 January 17, 2018

Cumlarity 

The moment immediately after finishing while masturbating, when you question your life decisions.
After watching 2 girls and 1 cup for three hours and having a massive jerkfest, I finally finished and had a moment of cumlarity.
Cumlarity by Defense13 December 25, 2012
Ckylar is a very smart charming girl , everyone should have a Ckylar, she loves to make others happy ckylars are always smiling singing twinkle little star,the wheels on the bus, her smile can brighten up a whole room , your heart will skip a beat. CKYLAR'S ARE THE BEST
That girl is to cute she must be a CKYLAR
ckylar by deannamorelle March 27, 2017

mason cullars 

Mason Cullars is not him. In fact, he may be the biggest dush bag in his hometown. Everybody needs a Mason Cullars in their life so they can feel better about themselves. He is Mason Collards. Mason's hobbies include Roblox, Fortnite, OB, TT, and going to the bathroom multiple times during a school day. He stays mall crawling up in dis joint. aye
Everbody look at mason cullars he's mall crawlin up in dis joint ayyeeee. MASON COLLLARDSSS GREEENNNNSSSSS
mason cullars by robloxlover132312 November 29, 2022