An infectious virus known to cause Pandumics. People infected are typically old, boorish, and think it’s just a cough. It especially affects state leaders who think the grappling effects of covid19 is merely fake news.
He’s shaking hands and not practising social distancing. Is he crazy?
Oh he has the Covfefe19 so is completely immune to everything else. Don’t worry, it’s just a cough. And he’s not in the ICU that’s just fake news.
The mighty and terrible god of internet typos. The mysterious and all-knowing overlord of the Twitter trolls, and Pepe is his prophet. On this the 30th day of May, he was summoned by the orange king to begin his reign of terror over the lawless wasteland of cyberspace. And it shall be that no blogger, no profile, no Twitter egg shall know peace in the hereafter until they have bowed in reverence and fear at the glorious might of Covfefe.