Covfefegate

Covfefegate
Verb
To make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.

Person 1: "Nice trip!"

Person 2: "Trip? You didn't see me dodge that pigeon?"

Person 1: "I saw you trip! Don't covfefegate"

by EEVVEERRYYOONNEE June 1, 2017

Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018