When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.
Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
I recently picked up this fine little Mexican Mama named Rosalita. as she was on her knees about to take care of my business she smiled up at me and I saw this god-awful grillthat was pouring in so many different directions is that her food would get confused when she chews it. As soon as she opened her mouth and started heading towards my...... "I said stop Cuifukindado ho!!!! She apologized and I said "don't be sorry ho be careful"