Custard Fuck 

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

Custard Fuck by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

fuck custard 

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

fuck custard by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

piss stained fuck custard 

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

piss stained fuck custard by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

chocolate covered custerd fucker 

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

chocolate covered custerd fucker by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

custardfuck 

A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).

Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.

custardfuck by Morgan and Megan July 23, 2007