custardfuck 

A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).

Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.

custardfuck by Morgan and Megan July 23, 2007

Custard Fuck 

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

Custard Fuck by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

Custardfaced

1. A sexual act in which a male showers his partner in a bath of semen so it looks like his partner has just eaten custard.

2. A common euphemism to describe freshmen's interest in custard (the dairy product) while insinuating an interest for getting drunk

1. "I'm so gonna get custardfaced tonight," Nick said to me with zest.

2. Nick, you're totally getting custardfaced tonight!

Custardfaced by Freshman Nick April 28, 2011