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Curtisize 

The act of criticizing someone for apparent reason.
Man 1:You suck so bad I hate you so much!

woman:What you just met me

Man2:Don't Curtisize her
Curtisize by Man1212123 January 24, 2010

curtisbeard 

A curtisbeard is facial hair that is too long to be called stubble, but is too short to be called a real beard. This gives the face a fuzzy appearance. This term derives its name from the middle school/high school teacher Mr. Curtis, who can nearly always be seen with this kind of facial hair.
After not shaving for a week and a half, Andrew had a curtisbeard.
curtisbeard by Ex-Quitter August 14, 2009

curtified 

🅱️urtified is a roblox youtuber who mainly posts videos about his "good" obby skills.

HE SUCKS
🅱️urtified: I suck.
-curtified
curtified by catfan123 April 20, 2022

curtising 

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.
Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.

Curtisleestewart

A beautiful looking guy that acts like he has courtesy,might even pretend to be of service to you...but is actually a woman and animal hating psychopath that while making out with you,will smile and say he wants to cut your titties off.
Yeah girls....he was a good looking fake.He was a curtisleestewart with a perfect smile.He kissed me while we were camping,and then said he wanted to cut my boobs off! What a creep!

critisizement 

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.
My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.
critisizement by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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