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"Birds" from out of space attempting to take over the world through the use of brainwashing techniques. Through the brainwashing of every living human on earth the curlews will use us as slaves. However they are still weak and we still have a chance, if we form together and make a revolt. The brainwashed ones are currently left in a normal state of human activity, but be warned not everything is as it appears. Only the pigeon chested ones and the moley ones are immune to the brain washing powers of the curlews.
Have you ever heard a freaky bird at night making strange noises?........That is more then likely the call of the curlews as they plot another evil scam.
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Bird with a hooked beak, large claws, red eyes, scales, a large head...
Faces mirror: Argh I've got a hooked beak, red eyes, a large head...
I must be...a curlew!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curlew by D.iode May 31, 2003
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Curfew Boy 

Someone who has to be home before curfew. Typically Midnight
John - ahhhhlright fellas im gonna scram, im getting tired
Doug - alright later curfew boy
John - dude i swear im tired
Doug - then fuckin leave curfew boy
Curfew Boy by KingKoopster April 25, 2013

Verbal Curfew 

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
Verbal Curfew by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Coffee curfew

The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.
Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.
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"I'm not allowed, I have to be home by 10"

is like saying

"I'm not allowed, my curfew is 10."
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cheese curled

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