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"Birds" from out of space attempting to take over the world through the use of brainwashing techniques. Through the brainwashing of every living human on earth the curlews will use us as slaves. However they are still weak and we still have a chance, if we form together and make a revolt. The brainwashed ones are currently left in a normal state of human activity, but be warned not everything is as it appears. Only the pigeon chested ones and the moley ones are immune to the brain washing powers of the curlews.
Have you ever heard a freaky bird at night making strange noises?........That is more then likely the call of the curlews as they plot another evil scam.
curlew by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004
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Bird with a hooked beak, large claws, red eyes, scales, a large head...

Faces mirror: Argh I've got a hooked beak, red eyes, a large head...
I must be...a curlew!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curlew by D.iode May 31, 2003
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Curfew Boy 

Someone who has to be home before curfew. Typically Midnight
John - ahhhhlright fellas im gonna scram, im getting tired
Doug - alright later curfew boy
John - dude i swear im tired
Doug - then fuckin leave curfew boy
Curfew Boy by KingKoopster April 25, 2013

Verbal Curfew 

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
Verbal Curfew by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Coffee curfew

The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.
Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.
Coffee curfew by vorpalbla November 30, 2015
a defined time or restriction.
not allowed at a certain time.
"I'm not allowed, I have to be home by 10"

is like saying

"I'm not allowed, my curfew is 10."
curfew by conor neufeild May 30, 2006

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.
Awwww, he just got cheese curled
cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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