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"Birds" from out of space attempting to take over the world through the use of brainwashing techniques. Through the brainwashing of every living human on earth the curlews will use us as slaves. However they are still weak and we still have a chance, if we form together and make a revolt. The brainwashed ones are currently left in a normal state of human activity, but be warned not everything is as it appears. Only the pigeon chested ones and the moley ones are immune to the brain washing powers of the curlews.
Have you ever heard a freaky bird at night making strange noises?........That is more then likely the call of the curlews as they plot another evil scam.
curlew by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004
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Bird with a hooked beak, large claws, red eyes, scales, a large head...
Faces mirror: Argh I've got a hooked beak, red eyes, a large head...
I must be...a curlew!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curlew by D.iode May 31, 2003
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Curfew Boy 

Someone who has to be home before curfew. Typically Midnight
John - ahhhhlright fellas im gonna scram, im getting tired
Doug - alright later curfew boy
John - dude i swear im tired
Doug - then fuckin leave curfew boy
Curfew Boy by KingKoopster April 25, 2013

Verbal Curfew 

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
Verbal Curfew by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Coffee curfew

The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.
Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.
Coffee curfew by vorpalbla November 30, 2015
a defined time or restriction.
not allowed at a certain time.
"I'm not allowed, I have to be home by 10"

is like saying

"I'm not allowed, my curfew is 10."
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cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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