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Chumknuckle 

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An idiot.

A famous modern-day pirate ship which seats no more than 2 men at any given time.

The name of the Captain of the ship bearing the same name.
That Chumknuckle just shit his pants.

Chumknuckle by EvilJam September 13, 2006

chumuckle 

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Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.
Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.
chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004

Chumpuckle 

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Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.
Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"
Chumpuckle by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

chumchuckles 

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Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.
Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.
chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

cherknucklefuck 

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To be brutally butt-fucked via an uppercut directly to the anus, with violent twisting starting clockwise then counterclockwise with constant shifting of direction
Ex: if you don’t get out of my way I’ll cherknucklefuck you to kingdom come

Crugknuckles 

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An expression of disbelief and unhappiness, often used in informal and energetic contexts.
Synonyms include: that's bullsh*t, that sucks, that stinks, what the Frick fack paddlewack, what the f*ck.
It can also be abbreviated to "Crug" which can be used in the same way. "Crug" synonyms include: That's Bull, that sucks, that's so gross/ew.
"Oh my god, I failed my maths test. That's absolutely crugknuckles"
Crugknuckles by R.j.e. October 22, 2023
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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