chumknuckle

what one gets when they are finger-banging a woman who has a fishy-smelling vagina

i was ready to go down on her, but had to check out the goods first. i couldn't eat her out b/c her pussy gave me chumknuckle.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 20, 2009

Chumknuckle

An idiot.

A famous modern-day pirate ship which seats no more than 2 men at any given time.

The name of the Captain of the ship bearing the same name.

That Chumknuckle just shit his pants.

by EvilJam September 13, 2006

chumuckle

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

by Sneaky August 7, 2004

Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

chumchuckles

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.

Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.

by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

cherknucklefuck

To be brutally butt-fucked via an uppercut directly to the anus, with violent twisting starting clockwise then counterclockwise with constant shifting of direction

Ex: if you don’t get out of my way I’ll cherknucklefuck you to kingdom come

by The inside joker July 3, 2022

Crugknuckles

An expression of disbelief and unhappiness, often used in informal and energetic contexts.
Synonyms include: that's bullsh*t, that sucks, that stinks, what the Frick fack paddlewack, what the f*ck.
It can also be abbreviated to "Crug" which can be used in the same way. "Crug" synonyms include: That's Bull, that sucks, that's so gross/ew.

"Oh my god, I failed my maths test. That's absolutely crugknuckles"

by R.j.e. October 22, 2023