Cupella 

Cupella is a feminine version of cupfan1930's username "Cup", This annoys Cup a lot, so ya.

"HEY CUPELLA, HOW'S CHUGELLA?"

Cupella by Catalyst_GP September 27, 2021

Greasy Cuellar 

A greasy cuellar is when you dip your nut sack in a bowl of syrup and rub it on someones face to make it greasy.

adam snuck up on connor and gave him a greasy cuellar while he was asleep.

Greasy Cuellar by B-WooDy September 24, 2009

A capella masturbation 

Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.

Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"

A capella masturbation by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009

Capella University 

Like its counterpart Walden University, Capella University is a place where you can buy a degree as long as you're willing to pay. The similarities with Walden University (also located in Minneapolis, Minnesota) are so similar that the same definitions apply to both schools.

Like Walden, Capella is "an online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the Internet and have since bombarded the Internet with endless advertising spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their instructors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other online schools and teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The school's administration in Minneapolis, MN changes constantly. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly they can't seem to figure out who's running things.

Capella University is for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Walmart."

To paraphase the second Walden definition - Capella University is "a marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.

The school is the bottom of the barrel of acredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Capella University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Capella University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.

Capella University by BeenThere August 13, 2008

capella 

Capella, also known as α Aurigae, is the brightest star in the constellation Auriga.

Capella is one of my favorite stars!

capella by Auridus February 5, 2013

Capella 

A Very Sexy and funny girl. She is easy to get along with until you piss her off. Most girls are jealous of her beautiful looks and perfect personality. Shes good in bed and never forgets your mistakes. She loves her best friends and if you hurt one you will regret it.

She's such a Capella
Help me be more of a Capella?

Capella by wish upon a star December 4, 2011

Cuellar-ed 

To be late, miss a date or turn something in after it is due.

To wait for 8 years to propose.

Pronunciation: Quay Yarred

Boss to employee: "Your presentation was due at 3PM. It is now 3:30PM. I just got Cuellar-ed."

Girlfriend to Girlfriend: "You have been together for 8 years and he still hasn't proposed. Man, you are getting Cuellar-ed!"

Cuellar-ed by yoda4 May 21, 2011