Cunty McFuck 

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd

- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"

Cunty McFuck by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008

cunty Mcfuck shit

this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person

Bill-"Damn that cunty Mcfuck shit is coming over again"

cunty Mcfuck shit by Mr.McCunty April 4, 2009

saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".

Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.

saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Cunty McFuckoff 

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.

Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks

Cunty McFuckoff by Fuckin Slayer Fan April 4, 2022

Cunty McFuckface 

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.

"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"

Cunty McFuckface by Big Stu May 16, 2016

cuntymcfuck 

An exclamation used by kangaroo point natives to describe surprise or pain, maybe even disappointment. It is generally accepted that cuntymcfuck is far less offensive than its relatives cunt !! or fuck. also basis of an awsome brand CMF

"cuntymcfuck i hit my thumb with a sledge hammer"

cuntymcfuck by rob couk January 17, 2008

cuntymcfucknuggets 

a group of people more plasma than personality.

these bunch of cuntymcfucknuggets need more personal development than a whole street of meth addicts

cuntymcfucknuggets by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015