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1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult
1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

Cunty McFuck 

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd
- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"
Cunty McFuck by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008

cunty Mcfuck shit

this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person
Bill-"Damn that cunty Mcfuck shit is coming over again"
cunty Mcfuck shit by Mr.McCunty April 4, 2009

cuntymcfucknuggets 

a group of people more plasma than personality.
these bunch of cuntymcfucknuggets need more personal development than a whole street of meth addicts
cuntymcfucknuggets by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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