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Cunty Bass 

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee BAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Cunty Bass by M Dizzzzzzzle November 10, 2008
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Cunty Bass 

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Cunty Bass by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006

cuntybaws 

exclamation of dismay

reference to one of a not particularly likeable persuation
'Haw Cuntybaws!!! Ah'm gonnae fuckin kill you!!'

Cuntybussy 

Cuntybussy is the most lonely person on earth but they r super hot and funny and they are engaged to hazza and Lou Lou bear.
Do u hear about cuntybussy?
Yes this bitch is so perfect can u imagine they gave Harry a head 🥵
Cuntybussy by Railmeniallhoran July 16, 2021

cuntybaws 

what a pissed off scottish person might say/shout
thief: haha! i am now going to steal your haggis
scotsman: CUNTYBAWS!!!!!
cuntybaws by Kernel32 February 25, 2004

Cuntybaws 

A definition from Kilmarnock and Glasgow, Scotland, defining a person with both a weak mind and no identifiable genitalia. Basically, a person of no courage regardless of gender.
"Here! Cuntybaws! Smell yer maw!" Used as an insult and a put down to provoke a fight.

"Awright Cuntybaws? Well met pal." Used as a peace maker, and an ode to well known friends. Usually met with a handshake, sometimes not.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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