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cuntybaws 

exclamation of dismay

reference to one of a not particularly likeable persuation
'Haw Cuntybaws!!! Ah'm gonnae fuckin kill you!!'
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cuntybaws 

what a pissed off scottish person might say/shout
thief: haha! i am now going to steal your haggis
scotsman: CUNTYBAWS!!!!!
cuntybaws by Kernel32 February 25, 2004

Cuntybaws 

A definition from Kilmarnock and Glasgow, Scotland, defining a person with both a weak mind and no identifiable genitalia. Basically, a person of no courage regardless of gender.
"Here! Cuntybaws! Smell yer maw!" Used as an insult and a put down to provoke a fight.

"Awright Cuntybaws? Well met pal." Used as a peace maker, and an ode to well known friends. Usually met with a handshake, sometimes not.

Cuntybiscuits

Expletive

When things aren't going your way.
"AH, Cuntybiscuits"
Cuntybiscuits by Hollaballoo October 7, 2007

Cunty-Baws 

A noun used as an ironic insult, integrating male and female organs.
"You're a right Cunty-Baws"
Cunty-Baws by Plumb & Begg June 3, 2004

cuntbastard 

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.
Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

cuntyballs 

(Irish origin)
A despicable, loathsome, deluded halfwit.
I saw that cuntyballs from Big Brother on the train...
cuntyballs by Shane Lees February 20, 2004
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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