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cuntybaws 

what a pissed off scottish person might say/shout
thief: haha! i am now going to steal your haggis
scotsman: CUNTYBAWS!!!!!
cuntybaws by Kernel32 February 25, 2004

Cuntybaws 

A definition from Kilmarnock and Glasgow, Scotland, defining a person with both a weak mind and no identifiable genitalia. Basically, a person of no courage regardless of gender.
"Here! Cuntybaws! Smell yer maw!" Used as an insult and a put down to provoke a fight.

"Awright Cuntybaws? Well met pal." Used as a peace maker, and an ode to well known friends. Usually met with a handshake, sometimes not.

Cuntybiscuits

Expletive

When things aren't going your way.
"AH, Cuntybiscuits"
Cuntybiscuits by Hollaballoo October 7, 2007

Cunty-Baws 

A noun used as an ironic insult, integrating male and female organs.
"You're a right Cunty-Baws"
Cunty-Baws by Plumb & Begg June 3, 2004

cuntbastard 

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.
Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

cuntyballs 

(Irish origin)
A despicable, loathsome, deluded halfwit.
I saw that cuntyballs from Big Brother on the train...
cuntyballs by Shane Lees February 20, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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