cuntus

Affectionate use of the good old 'C' word. Used for friends when you cant be bothered with their name.

Its not my turn to get the beer in, its your round, cuntus.

by zerogg November 23, 2006

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 19, 2010

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

by TCgossip August 04, 2007

Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus April 01, 2016

Cuntus pixilarus

A condition that seems to affect mainly Asian porn starswhere their genitalia takes on a pixilated appearance.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that asian girl's vajayjay?

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.

Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.

by nma12345 July 13, 2010

cuntus mc fuck

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.

levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck

by b_rent December 03, 2007

Cuntus Puntus

When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.

British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!

by Phil D. Therstan April 23, 2010