Affectionate use of the good old 'C' word. Used for friends when you cant be bothered with their name.
by zerogg November 23, 2006
Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
by scodder June 17, 2010
A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.
by TCgossip August 3, 2007
by CuntusMaximus December 23, 2015
A condition that seems to affect mainly Asian porn starswhere their genitalia takes on a pixilated appearance.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that asian girl's vajayjay?
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.
Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.
Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.
by nma12345 July 13, 2010
by b_rent November 10, 2007
Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.
Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?
Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.
Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017