Cuntsuelos 

The outside of your upper thigh.

She was dancing on my cuntsuelos.
Can I touch your cuntsuelos.

Cuntsuelos by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

Cuntsplosion

1. An exploding vagina
2. An unfortunate event

Oh no!!! I had a cuntsplosion!!!

Cuntsplosion by Jordan VB January 10, 2008

Cuntsuelo 

Formal term for a Spanish woman with no legs. Also, sometimes loosely used to describe Spanish female 'little persons'.

The surfer entered the ocean as a senorita but, after a tragic shark attack left her legless, she left the water a cuntsuelo.

Cuntsuelo by bgfrog May 20, 2020

Cuntsuela 

A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.

1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.

Cuntsuela by Solepsis September 22, 2011

cuntsuelo 

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.

Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'

cuntsuelo by R Roc October 9, 2008

cunsuelo 

A spanish woman with short legs.

"Check out that mamacita over there, Hey! Cunsuelo!"

cunsuelo by Suisenbenjo November 22, 2006