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Snail Dick

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

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having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

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having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

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She was dancing on my cuntsuelos.
Can I touch your cuntsuelos.

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Chinese dish. Commonly used as a swear word. Specifically Ryuta's word.

On time Johnny B cut his finger off, o shit-takkiye!

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