Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 04, 2018

cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

by Elle-Belle February 08, 2007

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 02, 2003

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007