cuntmonkey
Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007
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cuntmonkey
1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003
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CuntMonkey by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007
Cuntmonkey
Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates
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catmonkey
A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.
catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015
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